Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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