is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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