Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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