Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
