I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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