The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
this hospital has no fireball
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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