butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
