did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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