we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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