i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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