I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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