# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it's like heaven, but drunker
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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