We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I need to calm my uterus...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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