Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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