ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so let's talk penis.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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