Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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