Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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