she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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