I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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