Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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