Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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