Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
