So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
