i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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