So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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