How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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