we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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