belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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