After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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