So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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