Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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