We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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