nut hugger
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
