wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
What a dumb baby whore.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
