i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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