It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
