i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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