Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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