pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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