hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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