we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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