he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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