quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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