i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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