i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sober January is a disaster.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
