one might say we're banned from that church
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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