this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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