Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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