Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
