Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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