What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
