I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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