honey bunches of taint.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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