Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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