**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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