How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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