Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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